Video games are great, they let you try your craziest fantasies. For example, on the sims, you can have a job and a house scaredpotter




Draco hugging his Durmstrang friends goodbye.

is there honestly anything left that has not been giffed

stfu this is important

this is fic-able information elissamvp


When you say something smart and people are shocked

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i was trying to make my friend a bday cake but the dye on the decorative icing started leaking and dripping everywhere so it accidentally became the most ominous and violent looking baked good ive ever seen…… i slapped on some sprinkles to try and make it less threatening looking. it worked a little bit. grimelords



I want a chrome extension that just adds :/ to the end of every cnn headline

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"yeah, everything’s fine, i just tucked your kid into bed. but can i cover up the clown statue in the corner? it’s freaking me out"

"what? we dont have a kid. take our clown statue and get out of the house right now" nc-17 rftminges

this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out


this is the weirdest job app i’ve ever filled out literarystarbucks

John Green


John Green goes up to the counter and orders an espresso shot. The barista gives him a venti cafe espresso frappucino. Green says, “This isn’t what I ordered.” The barista replies, “You ordered a drizzle, I’m giving you a hurricane.” dajo42


reverse werewolves. wolves that turn into confused but excited humans every month at the full moon and run around doing weird human stuff until they wake up the next day in the middle of an office with a suit loosely draped over their wolf form

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