on today’s episode of “Everything Sucks” i learn that the whole tube of chips i just devoured was 900 calories
on todays episode of “Longhorn Steakhouse Rocks”, if youre worried about calories, we have a special complete steakhouse meal with entrée, side and salad for under 500 calories. It’s LongHorn’s Flavorful Under 500 menu. Served with fresh vegetables or green beans. Its great, just like our puns.
thank you Longhorn Steakhouse
when friends make plans in front of you but don’t invite you
when accidently making plans in front of friends you don’t want to invite and they invite themselves
when someone hits your pokemon and its super effective
| — | Jane Espenson (from interview with Advocate.com) |
How many Dragon Ball Z characters does it take to screw in a light bulb?
FIND OUT NEXT TIME ON DRAGON BALL Z!!!!



